Safety Goggles

What we don't want is anything to splash up into your eyes. I know you feel (and probably look) foolish wearing these, but seat belts aren't that much fun either.

On the flip side of that, get a pair of these and rock 'em like no one's lookin'...
Only, everyone is lookin', 'cause you're lookin' goooood!
Got a hot date? Safety Goggles.
Chemistry final? Safety Goggles.
Need to wash the cat? Safety Goggles.
Doing some no-BS-arts-and-crafts? Safety Goggles!

At least get a pair and keep them around.
You never know when you'll need a pair of stone cold (safety)stunners.